"The greatest and ultimate shortcut in the entire universe is a 'wormhole'. In practice, they have not yet been discovered, but scientists are theorising about them a lot. Through a wormhole, you can travel from one place in the universe to another faster than the speed of light. The only thing you need is curved space-time, which is already all around us! Gravity, for instance, is also curved space-time. Anyways, right after these wormholes, there is a second ultimate shortcut in the entire universe: our super festive shoes for the Christmas holidays. You’ll see that it won’t matter what you’ll wear with these shoes. Even if you wear a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, as long as you wear these shoes, BAM!, you'll look festive in a flash. I'm wondering if this theory makes me the Stephen Hawking of shoes..."